Friday, December 11, 2009

Male and Female Party Equally Satisfied in Sexual Encounter

After communication on the morning of Thursday, December 3, Justin Martin ’11 and Taylor Quincy ’11 realized that they were equally satisfied in their sexual encounter on Tuesday night before. This equality was not previously planned, but rather happened spontaneously and was met with mutual approval.
“We saw each other in [Sigma Phi Epsilon] around 9 o’clock,” said Martin. “We decided to play four games of pong and then head to [Kappa Delta Epsilon] after that.”
The couple’s skills in pong were slightly uneven, so Martin decided to “ease up” on the number of team saves that he went for so that Quincy could feel equal. An observer noted that they appeared to be hitting the same number of cups and that they were saving about the same number, as well. Quincy was carrying a Breathalyzer at the time of the games, and the couple distributed the beer that they drank between the two of them according to Blood Alcohol Content, so that “neither one of [them] would get disproportionately drunk.”

When the couple left Sig Ep, they were both “in a pretty good place.” After stopping at KDE until they had both interacted with enough of their friends, they decided to leave together. 
“It was actually kind of embarrassing. We both turned to each other and asked if the other person wanted to leave at the same time. If somebody else had been there, they could’ve ‘jinxed’ us so bad,” Quincy said, and then laughed.
There was some confusion, however, about to whose room they would return.
“We both live in singles that are about equally far from [Webster Avenue], but eventually we decided to go back to my room,” said Quincy.
Upon returning to the room, the sexual advances were “mutual”, as was the desire.
“I felt like we were both into it about the same amount. We took off each other’s shirts at the same time and then there was some heavy petting, and then we took off each other’s pants, but I don’t think either of us wanted to take off the other person’s underwear or have their own taken off. We were both very comfortable,” said Martin.
Although neither party felt the need to vocalize his or her desires, both of them desired light rubbing of the genitals “over the pants, but not under.” After the sexual encounter was over, the couple spooned, switching who was “Big Spoon” every fifteen minutes, as each individual felt a need to both nurture and be nurtured.
After the spooning was over, the couple fell asleep at the same time, as neither reported that they had to “listen to the other person’s annoying sleep breathing or snoring or anything.”
The following morning, the couple awoke to the soothing sounds of Quincy’s iHome alarm clock and then went and got breakfast.
“We’re both personal fans of Bagel Basement, so we just went there.”
After the breakfast, the couple departed and shared a mutually appreciated series of blitzes in which the question of who was more interested never came up. When consulted, both parties said that they found it likely that they would “run back” the sexual encounter two more times, but probably not more than that.

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