The Dunyun's Green Key Lost & Found Update

ITEM W/DESCRIPTION @ LOCATION (DATE) BLITZ

LOST:
Sight of my values @ Gammapalooza (May 14) jesusluvsme
Actual sight @ BG (when was (U++ER again?) n00b
3 pounds of EBA’s weight @ upstairs bathroom of GDX (5/14) twobyfour
Beard (may have gone home with someone else)@ Sig Ep, (5/13) lightintheloafers
Eight games of tree and all dignity @ TDX (5/11) hardguy
3 teeth on the moon bounce @ frat row (5/14) drunkisthenewblack
Birth control pills @ AD, TDX, or Phi Tau?? (5/14) mommy2be
Control of bowel movements @ Convention (5/15) softguy
Track of all-liquid diet @ TDX pig roast (5/14) kappakween
Virginity to every member of Filligar @ AD (5/14) luckygal
Consciousness @ Chi Gam (5/14) 2fast2furious
Baseball signed by “Baby Ruth” behind the Sigma Delt fence (5/13) smalls
$300 in online poker @ Biscoh study lounge (5/13) fadedasfuk
All discretion @ TDX (5/14) dteffortless
My parents’ respect @ Phi Delt lawn party (5/14) itwasbehindatreethough
A bid to every house @ the block party (5/14) itwasbehindatreethough
A pint of blood @ Tri Kap (5/14) stairsaretricky
A bet that I wouldn’t drunk dial my mom again @ Novack (early morning 5/15) schloppy
At least 100 future votes for Senate seat in New England @ the block party (5/14) triplelegacy
An entire car @ ?? (5/13-15) probablydead
.3 GPA points @ BannerStudent transcript (5/15) all-campus listserv

FOUND:
Inner child @ Panarchy Rave (5/15) Xstatic
Actual child @ Panarchy Rave (5/15) maryallen
Fuckbuddy in the Choates @ Tri Kap (5/11) cougar10
16 wallets in various jackets @ TDX (5/14) finderskeepers
Jesus in an upstairs bedroom @ AD (5/14) womandoneright
A reason to break up with boyfriend from home @ AD (5/14) womandoneright
Bicuriosity @ SD (5/14 Cheeseball) AniDiFrancoluvr
My calling as a British noble @ Convention (5/15) Marquee
Nalgene of gin in the back of an ambulance @ DHMC (5/14) stonecoldsteveaustin
The G spot @ the middle of the green (promptly lost again when the Sun God appeared) (5/13) husbandmaterial
An entire car on the front lawn @ 14 Webster Ave. (5/14) PrezKim