A series of Facebook mobile uploads last Friday confirmed reports of Alexa Logan's '14 presence at multiple fraternities throughout the evening. The discovery of these photos by fellow students came after varying reports on Logan's whereabouts and happenings. Fortunately, all doubts surrounding Logan's night have been removed thanks to her diligent posting of photographic journal entries via Facebook.
According to the photographic evidence, her night began at Chi Gam, where her Blackberry captured vivid images of her playing what appeared to be an intense game of pong. In one of the more interesting photos, Logan can be seen posing with a paddle in her hand as she seemingly waits for the arriving ball, accompanied by a telling caption of "shrub life...."
According to on-looker Matt Grovner '13, Logan insisted on pausing the game every few minutes to take advantage of prime photo opportunities. "It was more than annoying. I was next on her table, and this girl kept stopping the game so her friend could take pictures of her playing. You'd think she was trying to protect herself for being framed for vandalism at the hop. I guess now she has a pretty airtight alibi. Good for her?"
In a dramatic series of events, Logan was next photographed by her Blackberry in the basement of Psi U, where she and some friends appeared to enjoy cans of Keystone. Fittingly, Logan included a caption of "xoxo psi oops," which many, including Mary Howell '13, agreed truly added to the visual experience. "What seemed like a photo of a couple of '14s sipping cans of beer was really so much more than that. It was social commentary at its finest, all thanks to that thought provoking and gripping caption. Well done Alexa, well done."
Her final stop of the night apparently brought Logan and crew into EBAs, where they feasted on some late night snacks. According to her uploads, Logan ordered a "large chicken buffalo pizza wit a side of shame," providing an interesting development in her estimated level of intoxication. The syntax error revealed an increase in drunkenness, shedding new light on her overall experience at EBAs.
Rachel Frankel '14 had "too much work to rage," but was able to live vicariously through Logan by repeatedly refreshing her Facebook newsfeed for new "muploads." "Personally, I was grateful for the generous mups. I was relieved to know that she was out and having an awesome night as I was stuck in the stacks. It really felt like I was with her."
In related news, Frankel uploaded a self-taken photo that same night of her library on goings, accompanied by a caption of "seriously working hard on a friday nighttt."
Riveting shit Rach, riveting shit.
-Teddy Barnaby '14
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