Mark Hanson ’13 had a rough pledge term a year ago. Widely considered the most disliked member of the Theta Delta Chi pledge class, he was routinely singled out to fetch meals for brothers, drink until he passed out before 9 PM, and leave class to move his pledge trainer’s laundry to the dryer, lest it form mildew.
However, having made it through pledge term, Hanson excitedly changed his D-plan in order to “Show the ‘14s what pledge term is all about.”
Hanson detailed his plans, “The pledges are so fucked. I'm not getting a meal for myself this entire term; don’t care if they have to use a meal swipe to get me a slice of pizza. It seemed like a lot of my pledge brothers hardly did anything last fall. I'm going to make sure that doesn’t happen to any of the 14s. Did I mention how fucked they are?”
Other TDX ‘13s failed to share his zeal, with some unsure whether pledge term is happening this year or “was more of a one time thing?”
Jeremy Wadsworth ’12, Hanson’s brother in Theta Delt, described Hanson’s pledge term as “trying to haze the tool out of him,” an exercise he deemed unsuccessful, “We’re still not really sure how he got a bid. I think maybe his cousin was a Kappa ’11 or something, but the kid sucks.”
At press time, the Theta Delt pledge trainer was trying to come up with a “nice way” to tell the pledges that it’s acceptable to completely ignore requests from Hanson.
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