1-on-1 Sequoia Game Allows Players to Tell People that they Played 1-on-1 Sequoia for Remainder of Day

With no other options of what to do on the Sunday afternoon before classes start, Andrew Kartsonis ’13 and Jon Harris ’13 made the logical decision to rack up and play a game of 1-on-1 sequoia in the basement of Alpha Delta fraternity. While the reason for playing the game on a Sunday afternoon was initially in question, it became painfully clear to those who encountered either player that the sole motivation was to later tell people of their 1-on-1 sequoia game.

Harris discussed the game while eating what appeared to be his 3rd order of mozz sticks in Foco*, “It was close, like half-half. I don’t even remember who won, but that’s understandable because I did play 1-on-1 sequoia earlier which is probably like 10 beers. It was just us playing too, one-on-one, because no one else wanted to start drinking so early on a Sunday. People are so soft.”



After talking to the Dunyun, Harris visited every occupied table in Foco, explaining that he was “hammered” as a result of his one-on-one sequoia exploits.

Andrew Kartsonis decided to check his blitz after the game. After overcoming the initial irritation that strikes him every time he realize that the 12s and 14s still have blitz while he is stuck with this Microsoft bullshit, Kartsonis blitzed his trip, letting them know that he would probably not make their Molly’s dinner because, “I played one-on-one sequoia earlier. It’s like regular pong but with just 2 people and like tree but with an extra row of cups,” before adding, “Sorry if my spelling if off, lot of beer.”

At 10 PM, the pair was hoping to play more pong but would probably lose because they, “played one-on-one sequoia earlier.” They were also hoping to cement their hard guy status with a one-on-one tree series later in the week and potentially a game of pong before their 10 on Friday.

*I don't know what the new Foco actually serves.