Two Months of Putting up with Shit Rewarded with Formal Invite

After a two-month on-again off-again “relationship,” Annie McCoy ‘15 patience was finally rewarded with an invitation to Bones Gate formal by Phillip Weaver ‘14. A good time was had by all, despite Weaver making his date wait outside his door while he and his friends “got ready” beforehand, claiming “you never know who is undercover HPO these days”, and not letting her sleep over because “the BG dog gets really cold and shivery without blankets.”

Like all couples, Weaver and McCoy had their ups and downs, including Weaver “maybe” hooking up with two other girls, the couple rarely communicating and not going on dates other than breakfast at the Hop. However, McCoy saw formal as a turning point; “It was so so so much fun, I got this awesome dress at Bella and we looked so cute together. I also met a ton of girls in KDE and APhi who were so excited to meet me and weren’t at all annoyed by how drunk I was. Phillip is just so sweet.” Proof of this formal date can be seen in McCoy’s 140-picture Facebook album entitled 4MAL!!!