Chi Gam Sends Brobible Video to Everyone he Knows

Last weekend, video footage of the Chi Gam basement was posted to the Brobible.com home page. The video featured Rick Papajohn ’12 dancing to “Hey Ya” in what Chi Gams are calling “a typical night in the Gam.” Dan Jacobs ’13 first stumbled upon the video during his daily rounds of the Internet (“Dartboard, WSJ, Brobible”), and immediately blitzed the link out to Chi Gam, subject: “Brobible Status—what up.”

While neither Papajohn nor the videographer are Chi Gams, Jacobs insists that “those guys always hang out in our basement; I mean, that’s where the scene is.” In a BBM to his high school friends, Jacobs wrote that “all those guys are Chi Gams. It was a Sunday but whatever, we hang out haha.”

Sources report that Jacobs posted the Brobible link to his Facebook with the caption, “Finally some recognition! Chi Gam goes hard.” While Jacobs himself was not in the video, he maintains that he’s “close friends” with everyone who was. He was just on table elsewhere in the basement.

Chi Gam is hoping to capitalize on its recent celebrity status with “Outkast Tails” featuring 3000 bottles of Andre, and a “Brobible Party” featuring girls from nearby state schools.

Jacobs was seen last night with a video camera wandering around the basement until another brother informed him that he was “creeping everybody out.” As of press time, Brobible had not uploaded any of his submitted videos, including ‘Shotgun Fail—Too Funny!’ and ‘Awesome Pong Save @ Dartmouth!’

Jacobs reassured the Dunyun that the reason none of his videos were posted was SOPA.